HAH syndrome

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When you're so hot you feel like you're going to melt your pants off and your brain is screaming at you to find shade.
My mom just walked in and said, 'You look like a grilled cheese sandwich.'
I tried to open my eyes and my eyelids were like, 'Nope, not today.'
I was so hot I could’ve fried my socks on the sidewalk.
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You're so hot you're like a walking sauna and your thoughts are just smoke coming out of your ears.
I saw my neighbor’s dog and it looked like it was trying to cool down with a fan.
I tried to think and my brain was like, 'I can’t even function, I’m melting.'
I walked into a room and the guy said, 'You’re like a toaster on fire.'
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You're so hot you're like a piece of meat in the oven and your body is begging for a drink.
I was so hot I could’ve turned into a popsicle if I had a little ice.
My friend said, 'You look like you just ran a marathon in the middle of July.'
I tried to drink water and my throat was like, 'This is just a preview of what's coming.'
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You're so hot you're like a lava lamp and your brain is just a mess of melted wax.
My brother said, 'You look like you just walked out of a volcano.'
I tried to sit down and my butt was like, 'I’m not doing this again.'
I looked in the mirror and it said, 'You look like a grilled cheese sandwich with a side of confusion.'
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You're so hot you’re like a broken AC and your body is just screaming for relief.
I tried to talk and my tongue was like, 'I can’t even function right now.'
I saw my friend and he said, 'You look like you just stepped out of a hot tub and forgot to turn it off.'
I tried to move and my legs were like, 'I’m not moving, I’m melting.'
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