hagzy
A human trash can who lives on the east side of London, eats snacks like they’re going out of style, and smells like a gym sock that’s been in a sock drawer since the 90s.
Hagzy sat next to me on the bus and dropped a hairball on my shoe.
He tried to flirt with a barista by showing her his dirty fingernails.
He threw a banana peel at a cop and ran away.