hagzy

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A smelly, poopy, drug-crazed bum who lives on the east side of London and smells like a rotten sock that’s been inside a trash can for a year.
I saw Hagzy at the park eating a sandwich out of a shoe.
Hagzy tried to pay for weed with a used tissue.
He yelled at a pigeon for stealing his chips.
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A human trash can who lives on the east side of London, eats snacks like they’re going out of style, and smells like a gym sock that’s been in a sock drawer since the 90s.
Hagzy sat next to me on the bus and dropped a hairball on my shoe.
He tried to flirt with a barista by showing her his dirty fingernails.
He threw a banana peel at a cop and ran away.
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A feral, drug-munching, never-showered, east-side London monster who looks like he’s been living under a bridge for 10 years.
Hagzy came to my house and asked for a sandwich and a nap.
He tried to teach my dog how to smoke and failed spectacularly.
He yelled at a pizza delivery guy for not bringing extra cheese.
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