Hagun
Hagun is a chubby white boy who thinks he's a girl because he forgets his tiny weenie is stuck between his gut and his nuts. He’s the boss’s pet and gets used like a chew toy.
Hagun: "I’m a girl, I swear!" Boss: "You’re a mess, and I like it."
Hagun’s butt cracks are so bad, he uses tissues like a bandage.
Hagun tried to be a girl at the mall and got kicked out for sniffing the perfume section again.