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Hagun is a fat white kid who thinks he's a girl because he can't remember his tiny pecker is stuck in his gut and crotch. His butt cracks are from being the boss's favorite snotty little twerp and getting used like a used tampon.
Hagun: "I'm a girl, I swear!" Boss: "Yeah, and I'm a unicorn."
Hagun's butt cracks are so bad, he uses toilet paper like a magician uses tricks.
Hagun tried to be a girl at the mall and got kicked out for sniffing the perfume section.