hagumiscroquettes
Hagumiscroquettes is a TikTok star who is so good at being cool that they probably invented it. They draw, make jokes, and post on Instagram so much it’s a crime. They like ladies and are very fruity.
You drew a pizza that looks like it’s crying. I’m impressed.
Why are you talking to me like we’re best friends? We’re not.
You’re fruity, but I’m just here for the jokes.