hagumiscroquettes

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Hagumiscroquettes is a TikTok person who is so cool they make your brain hurt. They draw, they joke, and they post on Instagram like it’s a job. They are fruity and get all flirty with ladies.
@hagumiscroquettes just drew a goat wearing a crown. I’m in awe.
Why are you following me? Are you trying to be friends or are you just desperate?
I’m not fruity. I’m just slightly confused by your personality.
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Hagumiscroquettes is a TikTok star who is so good at being cool that they probably invented it. They draw, make jokes, and post on Instagram so much it’s a crime. They like ladies and are very fruity.
You drew a pizza that looks like it’s crying. I’m impressed.
Why are you talking to me like we’re best friends? We’re not.
You’re fruity, but I’m just here for the jokes.
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Hagumiscroquettes is a TikTok person who is so cool they might be a god. They draw, make jokes, and post on Instagram like it’s their full-time job. They are fruity and like ladies.
I just drew a cat wearing sunglasses. You’re not even close to that cool.
You’re fruity. I’m just here to survive.
Why are you following me? Are you trying to be friends or are you just lonely?
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