Hagsy

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A Hagsy is a person who looks like they fell into a toilet and got stuck there. They are usually ginger or Scottish and live in North-East England where everyone knows their business.
My cousin is a Hagsy. He once tried to flirt with my teacher and got sent to the headmaster's office.
At the pub, the Hagsy tried to kiss the barmaid and ended up spilling a pint on the floor.
My friend's Hagsy sister went to the same school as her boyfriend and still managed to embarrass him in front of the whole class.
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A Hagsy is someone who gets stuck in the worst situations like a worm in a pickle jar. They’re usually from Scotland or have ginger hair and are never surprised when things go wrong.
My neighbor is a Hagsy. She tried to propose to her husband in the middle of a football match and got laughed at by the whole town.
The Hagsy at the party tried to dance with my mom and ended up knocking over a table.
My Hagsy uncle once tried to flirt with my aunt's friend and got caught in the middle of a big argument.
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A Hagsy is a person who’s like a broken recorder, always making a mess and no one cares. They usually have ginger hair and come from Scotland or North-East England where people don’t mind being embarrassed.
My Hagsy cousin tried to flirt with my teacher and got sent to the principal’s office.
At the party, the Hagsy tried to dance with my mom and spilled a drink on the floor.
My friend’s Hagsy brother went to the same school as his girlfriend and still managed to make a fool of himself in front of everyone.
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