Hagriding
A fat woman who looks like Hagrid and has a magical crotch that makes gay men fall in love with her.
My aunt is a Hagriding woman. She makes out with guys and says she’s got a magical crotch.
My cousin’s Hagriding aunt makes out with guys and calls them 'my little love potions.'
My neighbor’s Hagriding aunt makes out with guys and says, 'You’ll never find a better magical crotch than mine.'