Hagreaves
Hagreaves is like a teacher in disguise. He’s so smart he could teach the whole school, but he’s just too nice to yell at you for being a moron.
"Hagreaves is the only person who could make me feel like I was stupid and still let me copy his homework."
He let me copy his essay. I got an A. He got an A. I got yelled at for not writing it myself.
He let me cheat on the quiz. I got a B. He got an A. I got yelled at for not getting an A."