Hagreaves

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Hagreaves is a human vacuum cleaner for mess and stupidity. He’s the kind of person who gets straight A’s by accident and still takes the blame for your dumb mistakes.
"You failed math? I’m not even surprised. I still don’t get why you didn’t ask Hagreaves for help."
He texts me at 3 AM to tell me he did my homework and I got an A. I got an A because he did my homework. I failed my life.
I tried to cheat on a test. Hagreaves saw me. He didn’t say anything. He just took my pencil and wrote my name on the test."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hagreaves is the only person who could make a math test feel like a party. He’s so good he makes you look like a total idiot, but he still lets you copy his answers.
"Hagreaves is like a math wizard. I’m just the guy who gets yelled at when he finishes the test before I even open my pencil."
He let me copy his test. I got a B. He got an A. I still got yelled at for getting a B.
He gave me his notes. I didn’t study. I still got a C. He got an A. I got yelled at again."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hagreaves is like a teacher in disguise. He’s so smart he could teach the whole school, but he’s just too nice to yell at you for being a moron.
"Hagreaves is the only person who could make me feel like I was stupid and still let me copy his homework."
He let me copy his essay. I got an A. He got an A. I got yelled at for not writing it myself.
He let me cheat on the quiz. I got a B. He got an A. I got yelled at for not getting an A."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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