Hagreaves
Hagreaves is a human vacuum cleaner for mess and stupidity. He’s the kind of person who gets straight A’s by accident and still takes the blame for your dumb mistakes.
"You failed math? I’m not even surprised. I still don’t get why you didn’t ask Hagreaves for help."
He texts me at 3 AM to tell me he did my homework and I got an A. I got an A because he did my homework. I failed my life.
I tried to cheat on a test. Hagreaves saw me. He didn’t say anything. He just took my pencil and wrote my name on the test."