Hagraven Disease
When a person’s toes are so long and weird they look like they’re from a different planet and got stuck in a shoe
My friend’s toes are so long they look like they’re from Mars and got trapped in a sneaker.
That dude at the mall has toes so weird they look like they’re from another universe.
My mom’s toes are so long and weird they look like they were sent from space to take over her shoes.