Hagraven Disease

My cousin's toes are like a foot long and bent at weird angles. I swear they're trying to escape his shoe.

That guy at the bus stop has toes so long they look like they're trying to fight his feet.

My neighbor's feet are like a horror movie. Her toes are longer than her fingers and look like they're about to stab someone.

My brother’s toes are so long they look like they’re about to take over his shoes.

That girl in my class has toes so wild they look like they’re trying to escape her sneakers.

My uncle’s toes are so long and crazy they look like they’re plotting against his shoes.

My friend’s toes are so long they look like they’re from Mars and got trapped in a sneaker.

That dude at the mall has toes so weird they look like they’re from another universe.

My mom’s toes are so long and weird they look like they were sent from space to take over her shoes.