H.A.G.Q.
The ultimate excuse for not doing your homework and eating too much pizza
H. A. G. Q. is the best lie ever. I’ve been using it since 2020.
I ate seven slices of pizza and watched six hours of Netflix. H. A. G. Q. is my life now.
My teacher is going to kill me. H. A. G. Q. is the only thing keeping me alive.