H.A.G.Q.

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When you're stuck at home and your sanity is just a few minutes away from exploding

I’ve been eating cereal for three days straight. H. A. G. Q. is just a fancy way of saying I’m going to lose my mind.

My dog thinks the toilet is a buffet. H. A. G. Q. is real.

I haven’t showered since 2019. H. A. G. Q. is my new religion.

The only thing worse than being stuck at home is being stuck at home with your mom

H. A. G. Q. is like a prison but with more snacks and less freedom.

My mom is trying to cook me a 12-course meal. H. A. G. Q. is my punishment.

I haven’t seen my friends in a year. H. A. G. Q. is making me go crazy.

The ultimate excuse for not doing your homework and eating too much pizza

H. A. G. Q. is the best lie ever. I’ve been using it since 2020.

I ate seven slices of pizza and watched six hours of Netflix. H. A. G. Q. is my life now.

My teacher is going to kill me. H. A. G. Q. is the only thing keeping me alive.

When you’re stuck at home and you’re just tired of everything

H. A. G. Q. is like being in a never-ending dream you don’t want to wake up from.

I’ve been sleeping on the floor. H. A. G. Q. is my new lifestyle.

I can’t even remember what my face looks like. H. A. G. Q. is the worst.

The only time you get to eat all day and not get in trouble

H. A. G. Q. is the best thing ever. I eat like a pig and no one cares.

I’ve been eating pizza for a week. H. A. G. Q. is the best excuse ever.

I haven’t done anything all day. H. A. G. Q. is just a fancy way of saying I’m lazy.