H.A.G.Q. - The only time you get to eat all day and not get in trouble

The only time you get to eat all day and not get in trouble

H. A. G. Q. is the best thing ever. I eat like a pig and no one cares.

I’ve been eating pizza for a week. H. A. G. Q. is the best excuse ever.

I haven’t done anything all day. H. A. G. Q. is just a fancy way of saying I’m lazy.