hagnagwilly
A Scottish swear word so gross it could make a garbage truck vomit and a rat run away screaming.
My dad said 'hagnagwilly' when my brother tried to eat his hat.
The chef yelled 'hagnagwilly' when the soup was green and smelled like a dead frog.
I told my mom 'hagnagwilly' when she tried to feed me a whole chicken and a sock.