hagnagwilly

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A super old Scottish curse that sounds like a goat being hit by a bag of excrement.
My uncle said 'hagnagwilly' when my sister ate his favorite sock.
The teacher yelled 'hagnagwilly' when the class threw a pencil at the principal.
I told my mom 'hagnagwilly' when she tried to feed me a whole chicken.
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A 19th-century Scottish insult so bad it makes your grandpa’s armpit smell like a garbage can.
My grandpa said 'hagnagwilly' when my cousin stole his slippers.
The chef yelled 'hagnagwilly' when the pizza was burnt and missing cheese.
I said 'hagnagwilly' to my brother when he tried to eat my homework.
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A British swear word so strong it could make a donkey cry and a tomato blush.
My neighbor said 'hagnagwilly' when my dog pooped on his lawn.
The principal said 'hagnagwilly' when the school exploded.
I told my friend 'hagnagwilly' when he tried to wear my pants as a hat.
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An ancient Scottish swear word that sounds like someone kicked a pig in the face with a boot full of mud.
My grandma said 'hagnagwilly' when my brother tried to eat her knitting.
The football coach said 'hagnagwilly' when the team lost to a group of ducks.
I said 'hagnagwilly' to my dog when he stole my sandwich.
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A Scottish swear word so gross it could make a garbage truck vomit and a rat run away screaming.
My dad said 'hagnagwilly' when my brother tried to eat his hat.
The chef yelled 'hagnagwilly' when the soup was green and smelled like a dead frog.
I told my mom 'hagnagwilly' when she tried to feed me a whole chicken and a sock.
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