Hagmire - When you’re stuck with a woman who still thinks you’re the b

When you’re stuck with a woman who still thinks you’re the best thing since sliced bread, even though you’re clearly the worst part of her life.

'She still says I’m her ‘favorite’ even though I haven’t been ‘favorite’ since 2016.'

'She sent me a 10-page text about her day, and it was all about her cat.'

'She won’t stop telling me how ‘perfect’ we are, even though we haven’t been perfect since the first time she yelled at me.'