Hagmire

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When you’re stuck with a woman who’s still talking to you like you’re her best friend, even though you’ve been married for 20 years and she cheated on you 14 times.

'I just can't leave her, she still brings me coffee every morning.'

'She texts me at 2 AM about her cat's diet.'

'She still calls me 'honey' even though I've been calling her 'lady' since 2012.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Being trapped in a love-hate relationship with a woman who won’t let you go, even though you’d rather be dead than spend another minute with her.

'I’d take a bullet to the head before I take another holiday with her.'

'She won’t stop texting me about her ex.'

'She still thinks we’re a ‘couple’ even though we haven’t kissed in 8 years.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you’re stuck with a woman who still thinks you’re the best thing since sliced bread, even though you’re clearly the worst part of her life.

'She still says I’m her ‘favorite’ even though I haven’t been ‘favorite’ since 2016.'

'She sent me a 10-page text about her day, and it was all about her cat.'

'She won’t stop telling me how ‘perfect’ we are, even though we haven’t been perfect since the first time she yelled at me.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The curse of being stuck in a relationship with a woman who won’t shut up, won’t leave, and won’t stop acting like you’re still in love with her.

'She won’t stop talking about her new job, even though it’s the same job she had in 2008.'

'She sent me a voice note at 3 AM about her hair.'

'She still calls me ‘love’ even though I’ve been calling her ‘you’ since 2017.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Being stuck with a woman who won’t let you go, even though you’ve been trying to escape for years and she still acts like you’re the best thing that ever happened to her.

'She won’t stop telling me how ‘perfect’ our life is, even though I’ve been trying to run away since 2015.'

'She still sends me texts at 1 AM about her ex.'

'She still thinks we’re in love, even though we haven’t been in love since 2013.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago