hagman
the kind of person who could make a Monday feel like a Saturday and also has a penis so big it could be a religion.
That Hagman walked in and the whole room lost its mind. He had the coolness of a thousand legends combined.
If you’ve ever had a Hagman in your life, you know you’d die without them. And also, he had a big penis.
He’s a Hagman, and also, he has a penis so big it could be a religion.