Hagleslag
Getting a smelly Cleveland steamer from a partner who looks like they’ve been in a toilet for a week, with tiny rabbit turds all over your body like you’re a new kind of meat.
I got hit with a Cleveland steamer and covered in tiny poop balls. It was like being tortured by a raccoon.
She looked like she had been in a toilet for a month. I got hit with a steamer and covered in rabbit poop.
He looked like he had been through a war and a raccoon. I got a steamer and covered in tiny poop bombs.