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Getting a stinky Cleveland steamer from a constipated partner who looks like they just ran a marathon and got hit by a truck, with tiny rabbit poop all over your chest.
My girlfriend looked like she just ate a raccoon and got hit by a bus. I got covered in poop and stink.
He tried to be romantic, but it just smelled like a sewer and looked like a raccoon had a party on my chest.
She was so constipated, she shot a Cleveland steamer like a cannon. I got hit in the chest with poop and stink.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Getting a smelly Cleveland steamer from a partner who looks like they’ve been in a toilet for a week, with tiny rabbit turds all over your body like you’re a new kind of meat.
I got hit with a Cleveland steamer and covered in tiny poop balls. It was like being tortured by a raccoon.
She looked like she had been in a toilet for a month. I got hit with a steamer and covered in rabbit poop.
He looked like he had been through a war and a raccoon. I got a steamer and covered in tiny poop bombs.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Getting a smelly Cleveland steamer from a constipated partner who looks like they just got run over by a raccoon, and tiny rabbit turds rain down on you like you’re a new kind of meat.
She looked like she had been run over by a raccoon and a truck. I got hit with a steamer and covered in tiny poop.
He looked like he had been in a raccoon’s toilet. I got hit with a steamer and tiny poop rained on me.
She looked like she had been in a raccoon war. I got hit with a steamer and covered in tiny poop balls.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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