hagleon - a woman so gross you’d rather eat a shoe than look at her fa

a woman so gross you’d rather eat a shoe than look at her face

My gym teacher is a hagleon. She smells like a garbage can that’s been left out in the rain.

My cousin’s girlfriend is a hagleon. She has more hair on her face than on her head.

My friend’s mom is a hagleon. She looks like she’s been living in a basement for 20 years.