hagleon

My aunt is a hagleon. She looks like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.

That girl in class is a hagleon. I think she’s related to a troll.

My mom called my neighbor a hagleon. I think she’s got a hate-on for beauty.

My gym teacher is a hagleon. She smells like a garbage can that’s been left out in the rain.

My cousin’s girlfriend is a hagleon. She has more hair on her face than on her head.

My friend’s mom is a hagleon. She looks like she’s been living in a basement for 20 years.

My grandma is a hagleon. She looks like she’s been dead for 50 years.

My neighbor’s mom is a hagleon. She’s got more wrinkles than a piece of old cheese.

My teacher called my friend a hagleon. I think he’s got a grudge against beauty.

My uncle’s wife is a hagleon. She looks like she’s been living in a sewer.

My friend’s sister is a hagleon. She has more hair on her legs than on her head.

My mom called my teacher a hagleon. I think she’s got a hate-on for looks.

My cousin is a hagleon. She looks like she’s been stuck in a closet for 10 years.

My friend’s mom is a hagleon. She has more pimples than a pizza.

My teacher called my brother a hagleon. I think he’s got a grudge against beauty.

My grandma’s friend is a hagleon. She looks like she’s been dead for a century.

My neighbor’s mom is a hagleon. She has more wrinkles than a crumpled-up receipt.

My teacher called my friend a hagleon. I think he’s got a grudge against looks.