Hagigat
They call her the Yoni Goddess because she’s got more inner strength than a donkey in a rodeo. She’s got that sexy brain, and she’s not afraid to show it. She’s so perfect, even God is jealous of her.
She came into class and made the teacher forget his lesson plan.
She smiled at me, and I instantly became her disciple.
She walked into a bar, and the bartender said, 'We don’t serve gods here.' She said, 'I’m not a god, I’m a Yoni Goddess.'