Hagigat

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A Yoni Goddess is a woman who’s got more confidence than a lunch lady on a sugar rush. She’s got power, she’s got swagger, and she’s not afraid to show her sexy side. God loves her so much, He probably gave her a free pass to heaven.
My aunt is a Yoni Goddess. She walks into a room and makes the ceiling blush.
She’s the only person who can make a man forget his own name.
I asked her for advice. She gave me a wink and a slap. Now I’m a Yoni Goddess too.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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They call her the Yoni Goddess because she’s got more inner strength than a donkey in a rodeo. She’s got that sexy brain, and she’s not afraid to show it. She’s so perfect, even God is jealous of her.
She came into class and made the teacher forget his lesson plan.
She smiled at me, and I instantly became her disciple.
She walked into a bar, and the bartender said, 'We don’t serve gods here.' She said, 'I’m not a god, I’m a Yoni Goddess.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hagigat is a goofy name that means truth. It’s given to a girl who’s extra silly, has long hair that looks like a cat took a shower, and laughs like a hyena on a sugar high. She dances to Shakira like it’s a religious experience.
She started dancing in the grocery store. The whole store stopped to watch.
She laughed so hard, the ceiling cracked. She said it was a sign.
She called her dog Shakira. Now they both dance to the same song every night.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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