Hagigat
Hagigat is a goofy name that means truth. It’s given to a girl who’s extra silly, has long hair that looks like a cat took a shower, and laughs like a hyena on a sugar high. She dances to Shakira like it’s a religious experience.
She started dancing in the grocery store. The whole store stopped to watch.
She laughed so hard, the ceiling cracked. She said it was a sign.
She called her dog Shakira. Now they both dance to the same song every night.