Haggurd
When something is so bad it’s like it was made by a toddler who just got kicked out of a candy store. It's just wrong, and it knows it.
My dog's hair was all over the place like he'd been in a wrestling match with a vacuum.
My math test had the answers written in crayon and my name was spelled wrong.
My breakfast was a plate of toast that looked like it was hit by a brick.