Haggurd

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A state of being so messed up it’s practically a comedy show. It’s like your life got kicked in the nuts and laughed at.

My mom's hair looked like a raccoon got into a dumpster and won an award.

This math test was so bad, even the teacher cried into a paper towel.

My breakfast was a bagel that had been hit by a truck.

When something is so wrong it doesn’t just stink, it screams at you. It’s the kind of wrong that makes you question your whole life.

My pants were on inside out and I didn’t even notice until I tripped over a chair.

My brother’s essay was about cats being presidents and it made no sense.

My dog ate my homework and then drew on it with ketchup.

When something is so broken it’s basically a joke. You can’t even take it seriously because it’s too ridiculous.

My phone kept telling me it was 3 a. m. even though it was noon.

My mom tried to make pizza and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.

My math teacher said 2 + 2 = 5 and I didn’t know what to believe.

When something is so bad it’s like it was made by a toddler who just got kicked out of a candy store. It's just wrong, and it knows it.

My dog's hair was all over the place like he'd been in a wrestling match with a vacuum.

My math test had the answers written in crayon and my name was spelled wrong.

My breakfast was a plate of toast that looked like it was hit by a brick.

When something is so messed up it's like it was cursed by a wizard who hated you. It’s not just wrong, it’s evil.

My mom’s hair looked like a tornado had eaten a raccoon and then left.

My math teacher said 1 + 1 = 3 and I asked for a second opinion.

My dog ate my math homework and then tried to dance on it.