Haggody
A punch in the face for the fake smile of a clerk who probably hates their job more than you hate your life.
I said 'Haggody' and left before he could say 'Have a good day' again.
The guy at the coffee shop said 'Have a good day' and I responded with 'Haggody' and walked out.
I said 'Haggody' to the guy at the grocery store and he looked confused but I felt powerful.
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