Haggody

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A punch in the face for the fake smile of a clerk who probably hates their job more than you hate your life.

I said 'Haggody' and left before he could say 'Have a good day' again.

The guy at the coffee shop said 'Have a good day' and I responded with 'Haggody' and walked out.

I said 'Haggody' to the guy at the grocery store and he looked confused but I felt powerful.

A middle finger to the people who say 'Have a good day' like they're giving you a gift instead of just doing their job.

'Have a good day' he said. I said 'Haggody' and he probably got fired.

I said 'Haggody' to the lady at the bank and she looked like she wanted to cry.

He said 'Have a good day' and I said 'Haggody' and walked out like a king.

The death of a fake greeting said by someone who probably hasn't smiled since 2012.

He said 'Have a good day' and I said 'Haggody' and he probably went home and cried.

I said 'Haggody' to the guy at the post office and he gave me a weird look.

The clerk said 'Have a good day' and I said 'Haggody' and I felt like I won the lottery.