Hagglepus
An eight-armed man who can talk a dealer into giving him stuff for nothing. He lives in Wyckoff and still acts like a kid even though he's been ripping off stores for years.
'He got a whole bag of chips for free. The clerk was crying.'
'He haggled me down to 1 dollar for a sandwich. I almost died of happiness.'
'He got a free soda just for saying he knew a pirate.'