Hagglepus

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A grumpy eight-armed guy who talks trash and beats the price down so low it makes your wallet cry. He lives in Wyckoff and still acts like a kid even though he’s been stealing deals for decades.

'I paid 50 cents for a whole pizza. That Hagglepus is a wizard.'

'He haggled the price of my car down to 10 bucks. I’m still confused.'

'He got a free donut just for saying he was related to a pirate.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

An eight-armed man who can talk a dealer into giving him stuff for nothing. He lives in Wyckoff and still acts like a kid even though he's been ripping off stores for years.

'He got a whole bag of chips for free. The clerk was crying.'

'He haggled me down to 1 dollar for a sandwich. I almost died of happiness.'

'He got a free soda just for saying he knew a pirate.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A grumpy eight-armed guy who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘no’ and can get anything for almost nothing. He lives in Wyckoff and still acts like a kid even though he’s been stealing deals for years.

'He got a free pizza just for talking loudly.'

'He got my mom a free cupcake for no reason at all.'

'He got a whole box of candy for 10 cents. The store was mad.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago