Hagglepus
A grumpy eight-armed guy who talks trash and beats the price down so low it makes your wallet cry. He lives in Wyckoff and still acts like a kid even though he’s been stealing deals for decades.
'I paid 50 cents for a whole pizza. That Hagglepus is a wizard.'
'He haggled the price of my car down to 10 bucks. I’m still confused.'
'He got a free donut just for saying he was related to a pirate.'