Hagglepegging
Having a tiny tantrum while you're trying to have sex and not being very good at it.
He kept complaining about her breath. She kept complaining about his lack of ambition. They both ended up in the shower.
They were arguing about who got to pick the movie, and then he just pulled her onto the couch.
She kept saying he wasn’t trying hard enough. He said she was too loud. They both ended up on the floor.