Hagglepegging

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Fighting over who gets to cum first while you’re both still half-dressed and kind of annoyed.

"I said I’d come on top, not you!" he yelled, still trying to pull his pants up.

"You’re gonna regret that when I finish," she said, already biting his ear.

They were arguing over who got the last slice of pizza, and then it turned into a full-blown make-out session.

Arguing about the smallest things while you’re both still trying to get your rocks off.

They were fighting over whose turn it was to go first, and then they both just gave up and had sex anyway.

He said she was being too loud. She said he was being too slow. They both ended up on the floor.

She kept saying he was a bad negotiator. He said she was a bad lover. They both proved it.

Having a tiny tantrum while you're trying to have sex and not being very good at it.

He kept complaining about her breath. She kept complaining about his lack of ambition. They both ended up in the shower.

They were arguing about who got to pick the movie, and then he just pulled her onto the couch.

She kept saying he wasn’t trying hard enough. He said she was too loud. They both ended up on the floor.

Trying to have a conversation while you're both too busy getting distracted by each other’s bad decisions.

They were trying to agree on a price, and then he kissed her right in the middle of it.

She was telling him about her day, and then he just pulled her shirt off.

They were arguing about who had the better job, and then she said, 'You’re still paying for that pizza.'

Having a tiny argument that turns into a full-blown sex session because neither of you can just shut up.

They were fighting over who had the better job, and then he just pulled her onto the couch.

She kept saying he was too loud. He said she was too slow. They both ended up on the floor.

They were trying to agree on a price, and then he just kissed her right in the middle of it.

Having a back-and-forth that turns into a full-blown make-out session because both of you are too lazy to just shut up.

They were arguing over who had to clean the kitchen, and then he just pulled her onto the couch.

She said he was being too loud. He said she was being too slow. They both ended up on the floor.

They were trying to agree on a price, and then she just kissed him right in the middle of it.