haggith
Haggiths are the human version of a perfect pizza. They’re kind, loving, and give the best gifts, but they also have the mind of a robot that only understands lists and rules.
My friend is a haggith. She gave me a gift card and a list of 27 things I should do before I use it.
My mom is a haggith. She yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.
My neighbor is a haggith. He moved in and immediately reorganized my entire garage.