haggith

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A haggith is a name so good it makes your face hurt. People with this last name are beautiful, sweet, and generous, but they also have the attention span of a goldfish with a bad hair day and a obsession with straight lines.
My cousin is a haggith. She gave me a sandwich and a lecture about how I folded my napkin wrong.
I dated a haggith. He broke up with me because I left my socks on the floor.
My teacher is a haggith. She flunked me for doodling in the margins.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Haggiths are the human version of a perfect pizza. They’re kind, loving, and give the best gifts, but they also have the mind of a robot that only understands lists and rules.
My friend is a haggith. She gave me a gift card and a list of 27 things I should do before I use it.
My mom is a haggith. She yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.
My neighbor is a haggith. He moved in and immediately reorganized my entire garage.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A haggith is like a superhero with a tiny brain. They’re good-looking, generous, and loving, but they also have a hatred for messes and a need to be right about everything.
My brother is a haggith. He told me I was ugly and then cried when I left.
My crush is a haggith. She gave me a hug and then told me my hair was messy.
My dog is a haggith. He eats my homework and then stares at me like I did it.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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