haggith
A haggith is a name so good it makes your face hurt. People with this last name are beautiful, sweet, and generous, but they also have the attention span of a goldfish with a bad hair day and a obsession with straight lines.
My cousin is a haggith. She gave me a sandwich and a lecture about how I folded my napkin wrong.
I dated a haggith. He broke up with me because I left my socks on the floor.
My teacher is a haggith. She flunked me for doodling in the margins.