Haggis Rail
A scrawny guy from Scotland who looks like a haggis squeezed between two skinny rails. He wears a kilt, has no chest, and a gut that could hold a whole keg of beer.
Dude looks like he was born in a pub and raised by a haggis.
That guy’s got more layers than my grandma’s Christmas sweater.
He’s like a kilt-wearing pretzel with a beer belly.