Haggis Rail

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A scrawny guy from Scotland who looks like a haggis squeezed between two skinny rails. He wears a kilt, has no chest, and a gut that could hold a whole keg of beer.
Dude looks like he was born in a pub and raised by a haggis.
That guy’s got more layers than my grandma’s Christmas sweater.
He’s like a kilt-wearing pretzel with a beer belly.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Scottish guy so thin you can see his bones, but he’s got a gut like a mountain. He wears a kilt and looks like he’s been run over by a sheep.
He’s the kind of guy who could fit in a kilt and a beer can at the same time.
That guy’s got a gut that could hold a whole football game.
He looks like a haggis that got stuck on a rail and forgot how to eat.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A scrawny Scottish guy who looks like he was dipped in haggis and hung on a rail. He’s got a kilt, no muscle, and a gut that could knock someone out.
He’s like a kilt-wearing ghost with a beer gut.
That guy’s got a gut that could hold a whole pub.
He looks like he was made by a haggis and a rail.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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