Haggis Rail
A Scottish guy so thin you can see his bones, but he’s got a gut like a mountain. He wears a kilt and looks like he’s been run over by a sheep.
He’s the kind of guy who could fit in a kilt and a beer can at the same time.
That guy’s got a gut that could hold a whole football game.
He looks like a haggis that got stuck on a rail and forgot how to eat.