Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties
A guy wearing a kilt sprays his pee on a woman’s chest and then shits on it like it’s a buffet and he’s the only one eating.
He peed on her and then took a dump on her like she was his private toilet.
He peed on her and then crapped on her in front of everyone at the party.
He peed on her chest and then dropped a load of poop on it like it was a snack.