Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties

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A man in a kilt pees on a woman's chest and then poops on top of it like it's a fancy art show and he's the star of the show.
He peed on her chest and then took a dump right on it like he was making a pizza.
At the pub, he did his business on her chest and called it a masterpiece.
He peed on her and then dropped a turd on it like it was a cake.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy wearing a kilt sprays his pee on a woman’s chest and then shits on it like it’s a buffet and he’s the only one eating.
He peed on her and then took a dump on her like she was his private toilet.
He peed on her and then crapped on her in front of everyone at the party.
He peed on her chest and then dropped a load of poop on it like it was a snack.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man in a kilt urinates on a woman’s chest and then shits on it like it’s a sacred place and he’s the high priest.
He peed on her and then crapped on her like she was a holy shrine.
At the wedding, he peed on her and then took a dump on her like it was a religious event.
He peed on her chest and then pooped on it like it was a sacred rite.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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