haggis mule
A stupid creature that dumb kids with bad brains think is real. It chases bald men and eats them in dark caves.
I saw the haggis mule in my math book. I tried to hide my head but it found me.
My sister said the haggis mule was her new pet. I asked if it ate her brother.
My dad said the haggis mule was real. I said he was a fake and he yelled at me.