haggis mule

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A fake creature that stupid kids with weird brain stuff see. It lures bald guys into caves and shits on them until they die.

My cousin saw a haggis mule in the fridge. He tried to run away but got eaten by it.

The teacher said the haggis mule was real. I called her a fake and got detention.

My brother said he saw a haggis mule eat his math teacher. He didn't bring homework for a month.

A dumb monster that only dumb kids with messed-up brains believe in. It eats bald men like they're snack food.

My mom said the haggis mule lives under our house. I checked and saw a bald man running away.

My friend drew the haggis mule on the board. The principal yelled at him and gave him a time-out.

I told my dog about the haggis mule. He barked at the fridge and ate a sandwich.

A stupid creature that dumb kids with bad brains think is real. It chases bald men and eats them in dark caves.

I saw the haggis mule in my math book. I tried to hide my head but it found me.

My sister said the haggis mule was her new pet. I asked if it ate her brother.

My dad said the haggis mule was real. I said he was a fake and he yelled at me.