haggis mule
A dumb monster that only dumb kids with messed-up brains believe in. It eats bald men like they're snack food.
My mom said the haggis mule lives under our house. I checked and saw a bald man running away.
My friend drew the haggis mule on the board. The principal yelled at him and gave him a time-out.
I told my dog about the haggis mule. He barked at the fridge and ate a sandwich.