Haggis legs
When a woman who’s not thin tries to look hot in tight yoga pants that are too short. Her legs look like a Haggis. It’s not a medical problem, it’s just a disaster.
My friend wears yoga pants. Her legs look like a Haggis. I asked her why. She said, 'Because I’m a loser.'
My sister wears yoga pants. Her legs look like a Haggis. She said she’s trying to impress her boyfriend. He said, 'I’m not impressed.'
My mom wears yoga pants. Her legs look like a Haggis. I think she’s trying to hide her butt.